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tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

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pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

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fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

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vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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imaginemcrpilotsaliveatthedisco:

Panic! at the Disco // Skid Row (Cover of the Little Shop of Horrors)

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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My favorite pic from this weekend

sluttiest-virgin:

glittergaysandgore:

*drools*

I thought this was icecream. This is not icecream. I’m gonna cry

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my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

image

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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unslaad-krosis:

One thing that’ll never cease to confuse the shit outta me is when guys make slut jokes about girls who have needed to resort to Plan B. Wasn’t it your annoying ass that begged her to go raw cuz you beat the sensitivity outta your dick in the first place? Get the fuck outta here.

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sadgirl1017:

​relationship goals

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pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

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